In case you weren't aware, Mom and Dad have been keeping a giant secret out in their garden.
They're growing some crazy mutant tomatoes.
Exhibit A: Close-up View
Exhibit B: A Perspective Shot
Exhibit C: The Side View
Eyewitnesses affirmed that the aforementioned tomato was, in fact, as big as baby Autumn's torso! It was also confirmed that Mom and Dad have an entire tomato plant full of tomatoes this size. So, if anyone's in need of a single tomato that could feed a family of four, check out the Wilson tomato farm! You might just find a gold mine.
Keep up the great gardening, Dad!
7 comments:
I want to know if that filled up an entire canning jar?
Save me some for when we come up next week. My kids have never seen tomatoes like that!
Ha ha!!!! Hilarious! Also, the same as Autumn's torso?! How funny.
What is that variety of tomato called, anyway, Mom/Dad?
It should be called the Goliath bird-eating tomato. :)
Beef steak. (I'd rather have the steak.)
Bad Dad
Perfect size for a game of tomato softball! Who's in?
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