My hair it has three corners...

Danielle's bad haircut photo was removed so that Krista would escape a perilous death sentence while all will be together at Paragonah. This boy's mother probably feels worse than you did Danielle.

8 hours of sleep?

Just curious if this is what you look like in most of your classes, Rich

You must neither smile nor laugh

You just can't beat "I'm an old lady with a stick and a staff" for family home evening games.

Except, maybe, by "Kitty, kitty in the corner," but Lily can't run yet.

Another one bites the dust

Krista finally broke down and started a blog.
And there was much rejoicing.
And ooing and aahing over pictures of Amy.
Ready, set, GO.

Check us out

For one of the field trips, we got to go to the Valley of Elah--a really likely place where David would have fought Goliath. Here's Goliath.
Here's...Jesse? He taught us all how to sling and about the valley.
And, here are the 2 Davidesses. :)

Caught in the act

Lest you be deceived by Heather's latest blog post, allow me illuminate you.

This morning I got up and what did I behold?

That's right! The culprit who photographed all of us napping yesterday, caught in the act! She was snoozing late into the morning, while all the rest of us were busy with classes and work.

Apparently Heather really is part of this family.

Guard your casseroles

You don't see many of these stork signs any more. The word on the street is that they signal "get your free pain meds here" and "infant available for kidnapping" more than "Welcome home, mom and baby."

Apparently a weirdo in the Tittelfitz's neighborhood has stooped even lower. Last week, someone avoided the baby and the pain meds (maybe they knew the post partum mommy could outrun them with her hands tied behind her back) and went for the CASSEROLE instead. Investigators think the perpetrator was probably just trying to get a glimpse of this cute little tyke when he got sidetracked by the presence of a tasty casserole on the porch.

Q&A

Question: What do you get when you have two sisters with the same due date?

Answer: Two babies with torticollis that both weigh in above the 90th percentile (Amy-97th, Lily-93rd).


Disclaimer: There may be lurking variables involved.

P.S. Has anyone else (besides Adam) noticed an absence of pictures of Woodbury grandchildren ont his blog? Hmmm?

The Next Karate Kid

We had no idea what Amy's aspirations in life were until we caught her in bed dreaming this morning. As you can see, she is happily dreaming of becoming the next karate kid and starring in Karate Kid IV.

Busy, busy, busy

Looks like Cupid made a stop up in Logan last week.

Mazel tov to the happy couple.

(And be glad, Rich, that I didn't draw a big heart around your faces like I was tempted to...or attach a kissing emoticon! You're so lucky to have such mature older sisters.)